"You fucking slut"
Kaizer: Tinder say we match
Girl: It does. Tinder knows all.
Girl: It's like Siri but for ladies and dudes to meet!
Kaizer: Yeah, how is it working out for you?
Girl: I've actually only just joined a week ago so haven't met anyone yet but I'm open to seeing how it goes. You?
Kaizer: A new world is opening for you
I have been here for a while. It's fun.
Kaizer: I like the idea that you are a Tinder virgin, so pure and innocent
Girl: Good to hear that you find it fun.
Girl: I should say this is my first time on Tinder in Melbourne so not quite a virgin
Kaizer: Haha, now the truth comes out
Girl: Haha yeah so I just moved to Melbourne last week but I was in it for a few month in Canberra (where I lived). Some of it was fun but there were some freaks too
Kaizer: Yeah that goes both ways, I mean how do I know you are not a freak
Kaizer: a cute looking freak though
Girl: I never said I wasn't a freak...
Kaizer: only makes you more dangerous and fun
Girl: Exactly! And exotic....
Girl: How do I know you aren't a freak Kaizer?
Kaizer: I like how you handled that, standing by your freaky exotic personality
Girl: Nice name by the way! Is that your real name or exotic profile name?
Kaizer: Haha, thanks for insulting my Scandinavian name
Kaizer: maybe I'm a freak for you? Depends
Girl: Thanks, if you are going to be freaky, you have to own it!
Girl: I said it was a lovely name. Is it Danish?
Kaizer: yeah, nice guess!
Girl: Haha. You can be a freak for me...
Kaizer: I like to own stuff
Girl: Thanks, I'm pretty global and stuff...
Kaizer: Your own Danish freak
Girl: You gots to own it!
Girl: I dream of my own Danish freak
Girl: Are you Danish or are your parents?
Kaizer: I do
Maybe your dreams will come true then
Kaizer: I'm Danish, like fresh off the boat kinda stuff
Girl: Haha-you wouldn't tease a gal would you?
Kaizer: I would
Kaizer: Makes it sexier
Girl: My very own genuine FOB Dane!! The heavens are singing!!!
Girl: Everyone likes a chase:)
Kaizer: Getting wet?
Kaizer: Haha, now I'm playing into the typically Tinder guy role
Kaizer: I feel so objectifying of women
Kaizer: but that's what makes it hot
Girl: You are and you are owning it!
Kaizer: Thanks, maybe I can own you too
Kaizer: you seem like a lot of fun
Girl: Objectifying women isn't hot but I'm totaling objectifying you so it works out!
Girl: No man can ever own me Kaizer, you beautiful fool
Kaizer: Would some to expose you to my Danish awesomeness
Girl: Thanks - you too
Girl: Would some? Jeg kan inte pratar dansk...
Kaizer: Now I'm both wet and hard, what are you doing to me?
Girl: A mix of Swedish and Danish for you...
Kaizer: Swedish though
Girl: You are wet????
Girl: Your vagina?
Kaizer: I can teach you Danish
Girl: Liten Svensk.
Girl: Ja tak!
Kaizer: My mangina is wet
Girl: Haha - nice! Proud of you bro.
Kaizer: Du er fræk, vil gerne gøre slemme ting med dig
Girl: You are so forward for a Danish man!
Kaizer: Yeah, but I'm not Swedish
Kaizer: so thats why
Kaizer: we are more liberal in that matter
Girl: I thought Danes were shyer? I'm google translating what you just said.
Girl: Are you from Copes?
Kaizer: Haha, don't google translate me bitch!
Kaizer: Nope, from the viking town of Odense
Girl: Don't tell me what I can and can't translate bitch!
Girl: Everyone calls Copenhagen Copes, get with it!
Kaizer: You are feisty
Girl: Sounds lovely! Why are you here? For study? And being a freak?
Kaizer: Just the freak thing
Girl: You too
Kaizer: I'm a prince
Kaizer: My middle name is Frederik
Girl: of cause you are! Like Frederik!
Kaizer: You could be my Mary
Girl: That is seriously weird because I'm a princess
Kaizer: always dreaming of that happening
Girl: Or you could be my Mary
Girl: Your dreams just came true!
Kaizer: Now we are opening up for the weird stuff
Kaizer: But whatever turns you on, cutie
Girl: Things were weird from the beginning!
Kaizer: I know! Makes it sexier <3
Girl: You said your mangina was wet so clearly you are the one loving every second
Girl: Haha - true, or freakier! Better!
Kaizer: Like that you can't stop thinking about it
Kaizer: Have you ever licked a vagina?
Girl: No, have you?
Kaizer: Only cocks
Kaizer: Thinking you could convert me
Kaizer: and I could lick your
Kaizer: if you get that far of cause...
Girl: That makes sense..I heard princes love penis.
Girl: If I get that far? Hilarious
Kaizer: Yeah, I'm not that kinda guy you know, you have to treat me with respect
Girl: Do you just use Tinder to lick a lot of vagina/cock?
Girl: You seem like a massive whore, but if you say so!
Kaizer: Haha, what do you think of me?
Girl: That you are a huge clit tease <3
Kaizer: Is that how your clit feels right now?
Girl: You wish!
Kaizer: I know, you would like my big cock deep in you
Kaizer: making you cum like the princess you are <3
Girl: OMG - you are seriously pushing your luck right now!!!!
Kaizer: How does it feel?
Girl: Take a cold shower bro!
Kaizer: With you?
Girl: Treat me like the princess I am and less of the penetration stuff!!!
Kaizer: seems like you could use it too
Girl: Be a lady
Kaizer: I'm just kidding around, I'm actually nice
Kaizer: and I think you are interesting and fun
Girl: Penetration is no kidding matter!
Girl: You do seem nice but also a potential freak
Kaizer: Fun matter though..
Girl: I think you are interesting and fun too.
Kaizer: Would never penetrate someone I didn't have a connection with
Kaizer: Thanks :*
Girl: That's what they all say sugar lips. :*
Kaizer: Would love to feel your lips too
Kaizer: :* :*
Kaizer: or you are probably more like this
*(retarderet tongue smily)
Girl: Hahahahaha!!!! You got me in one!
Kaizer: Good kisser?
Girl: You are probably like this
* (fisseslikke tongue smily)
Girl: Who knows? It's hard to tell. You?
Kaizer: On your pussy I would be like that
Kaizer: Been told I am, but you can always have a try
Girl: Hey, hey, hey, steady on!
Kaizer: Haha, it looked like a pussy tongue!!
Kaizer: Your fault
Girl: You are a massive freak!
Girl: That is your fault!
Kaizer: I accept it
Girl: How many times do I need to tell you to act like a lady???
Kaizer: full responsibility
Kaizer: Hahaha, YOU act like a lady
Girl: Thanks - I might give it a go one day. Only if you behave like a gentleman though.
Kaizer: Promise to keeps dick in my pants (engle-smily)
Girl: I am a lady! That is why I am telling you to be a gentleman!
Kaizer: I know, I like you
Girl: If we meet in public it's probably best to have it out.
Kaizer: Would scare people
Girl: Safer that way and less suspicious
Kaizer: It's big
Girl: People like to see things out in the open and not hiding.
Kaizer: but will keep it in though, I'm shy
Girl: Kaizer - be a lady!! And leave something to the imagination!
Kaizer: Or you just would like to see my penis
Girl: You seem very shy.
Kaizer: I do like to build the excitement, so I understand what you mean
Girl: No I wouldn't because I'm a lady. I would like to your beautiful heart though
Kaizer: so meeting in public you say - drinks?
Kaizer: Drinks and hearts
Kaizer: a novel by *name* Freak
Girl: This is you building excitement? It seems like you've climaxed about 50 times!
Girl: Oooh yes please. Drinks would be lovely.
Girl: I like that title!
Kaizer: So now it must be your turn to climax multiple times
Kaizer: Are you saying, that you would want me to be your first Tinder?
Girl: Ladies don't talk about their climaxes to strangers. Even hilarious Danish ones.
Kaizer: what an honor *name*
Girl: Yes, you are worth it you beautiful freak.
Kaizer: That was sweet of you, are you actually a sweetheart?
Kaizer: I feel my heart is warming up a bit
Girl: I'm actually a lovely person just also a freak
Girl: I'm blushing
Kaizer: What a combo
Kaizer: I think I could fall for you
Girl: Thank you. You are a lucky man
Kaizer: or at least have a good time :*
Girl: Either or. Who knows what the future holds! I could fall for you <3
Girl: Or hump you and dump you
Kaizer: Like branches in a river, flowing downstream
Girl: But I don't want to break your lovely heart.
Girl: how long are you here for?
Kaizer: Don't sure you could, would take some serious humping
Kaizer: I'm here for a month, but my legacy remains
Kaizer: The Great Dane
(.........) hun svare ikke et stykke tid
Girl: It's always nice for a legacy to remain!
Girl: Where are you staying? And what suburb?
Kaizer: What's up with the delayed response, were you ignoring me you fucking slut?
Kaizer: I live in Brunswick
Kaizer: Should be pretty close to you, as far as I can see
Girl: WHAT THE WHAT????
Girl: Are you kidding or you actually a misogynist?
Kaizer: Just kidding, its something I do all the time with my female friends, and they with each other. Like "my nigga"
Girl: You are lucky buddy!
Kaizer: You already told me that
Kaizer: Text me your number
Girl: I meant in a different way this time! I was talking to my sister so had to delay our flirtation.
Girl: Text you? I don't have your number.
Kaizer: Haha. You don't have to justify yourself
Kaizer: and just write your number here
Girl: Oh good phew
Girl: Text me yours
Kaizer: I'm sending you a dick pic (sender hende billede af en tegnet pik)
Girl: I loved it!!
Kaizer: It's 1:1 in size