#1
Kaizer: Would not kick you out of bed
Girl: Even if I Dutch ovened you?
Kaizer: Is that a slang term for some sort of sexual act?
Kaizer: Haha, just looked it up, you are a sick bastard
Girl: Haha, you were asking for it with that charming opening line.
Kaizer: So do you Dutch Oven on first date?
Girl: On first dates I usually discuss literature and feminism, Occasionally over cookies and milkshakes.
Kaizer: Waaau very sophisticated
I like cookies thoughKaizer: Im pretty new to this Tinder thing
Girl: Cookies are a good way to facilitate conversation. What brought you to Tinder?
Kaizer: So..do you enjoy studying english literature?
Kaizer: Haha
Kaizer: Hopefully meet some people, Im fresh off the boat
Girl: I love English literature, although I am not as learned as I'd like to be.
Girl: Where are you from?
Girl: Are you Danish like ___?
Kaizer: Named after him actually, and _____
Kaizer: Do you actually study it?
Girl: Really? That's very cool. I am impressed. I was named after a children's book character which is less cool.
Girl: I did. But not anymore. I usually wanted to just talk about how interesting the books were without critiquing them academically haha
Girl: What do you do in _____?
Kaizer: Haha, how cute
So now you work at McDonalds or something and write haiku poems on your break? Im study here at RMITGirl: Oh ouch. What a cruel assessment! But dangerously close to the truth. I know RMIT pretty well. What do you study? How to insult girls?
Kaizer: You can make me a burger anytime, would guess you had a very graceful and poetic way of flipping them.. Or you liked milkshake better?
Well I actually study Anthropology, the teasing cute girls part is only for funGirl: Alright your insane flirting is getting out of control. It seems like the only way to get you to stop is to meet you for a milkshake in person
Girl: How about Tuesday?
Kaizer: Well, I have been practicing my lines on my sister. Tuesday might do, write me your number
Girl: Its _____, Im free late afternoon so that will have to work for you too
#2
Kaizer: Hello Helena 23
Girl: Hello Kaizer xx
Girl: Where is your name from?
Kaizer: Guess? Hint: actually a country where many girls are called Helena
Girl: Oh really I didn't know there was such a country! And Helena is spelled the same way?
Kaizer:: Never heard of Helena Christensen?
Girl: Ooo you are Danish! I knew it had to be somewhere up there
Girl: Im brazil! they have Helenas too, that's where I'm from
Kaizer: Haha, sounds like you have had some experience with Scandinavian guys?
I actually know a Helena from Brazil, but most of my brazilian friends are called Renata or RenatoGirl: Hahaha no I don't actually know any Scandinavian guys! Brazil does have a lot of Renatos and Guilherme and Rodrigo
Girl: So what is a Danish guy doing in ___?
Kaizer: Actually Denmark is often referred to as the Nordic Brazil, we are a bit more upbeat than the typically Nordic person. Im here as an exchange
Kaizer: don't know if I forgot so say this, but you are absolutely cute! What are you here for?
Girl: Haha, thank you! Exchange at a university? I've been living here for 10 years, my parents decided to come
Kaizer: Yeah, Im at RMIT university in the city
What are you doing here.. professional footballer?Girl: Hahaha no not at all.. I studied biomedicine but I'm working in accounts department of a pathology company at the moment
Girl: What are you studying?
Kaizer: I study Anthropology
Kaizer: Okay, do you enjoy this city and what would be your favorite place to show me one day if you had to?
Girl: Ahhh interesting! Yes I like this city! And there's plenty of places to show you, but it depends where you have already been
Girl: There's beaches, parks and food.. and shopping
Kaizer: Sounds like an adventure, I was at the botanic garden today in the sun, so beautiful. Only thing missing was a beautiful girl on my side
Kaizer: Do you live south near the beaches?
Girl: Hahaha yeah I live the botanic gardens! I live in Malvern east now but I used to be in the port near the beach
Girl: How long are you in ___ for?
Kaizer: Okay that's far,, do you have a car then for when you need to get to work?
Kaizer: Been here since Juli, when it was cold and snowing
Girl: Nah, I don't drive to work, I catch the train.. I don't have my own car but I use my parents haha
Girl: This city must be really warm for you though
Kaizer: You mean because of my hair?
well its getting warmer now, I like it, I get freckles!Girl: Hahaha no because you come from a really cold country! But your hair is awesome
Kaizer: Thanks, that was cute of you. Why don't you write me your number Helena?
Girl: Yeah of cause! It's ______
how about you?
